Okay this is russian written in the Roman alphabet please translate ive been every where!

docse Babaca even though ya tibe lube you. dobre grachbe

i know theres some english mixed in with it i think dobre means good i think not too sure though.
Thanks but why would they text me i love you if they have a girlfriend? Guys make as much sense as his text

My friend sent me this so i could try to help her -- the convo is between her BF and his old friend from russia - only 1/2 of it is in Russian - she doesn't need a word-by-word translation - just an idea of the conversation - it is anything she should be upset about or confront him? did they kiss or have an old relationship?

thanks!

nastyun4ic: знаешь, я не думала, что это такая проблема для мужчины када женщина больше зарабатывает
1:11 AM да и тупость ненавижу
а умные все уже женаты
короче не влюбляется
)))
me: i am not:)
nastyun4ic: мне
ну тада летом
бизнесс визу у ся делаю и приезжаю
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12:48 AM ты один катался?
или с кем?
12:49 AM me: with my girlfriend
nastyun4ic: она американка?
надеюсь богатая?
me: yeah and no
nastyun4ic: хаха
а чего не женитесь?
me: too early
nastyun4ic: кому
ты ж меня старше
те лет 26
12:50 AM me: 25
nastyun4ic: ну мож
12:52 AM nastyun4ic: ))))))))))
буш женицца
позови на свадьбу
подружкой жениха
me: sure
me: sure
i will
12:53 AM would be a great way to see each other
nastyun4ic: хаха
еси я приеду, женицца ты не будешь)))
я тя украду
me: i know
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me: just had your room in my head
nastyun4ic: хаха
могу фотки завтра присласть
там ничо не поменялось
ваще
me: nice
nastyun4ic: мож всплакеншь на досуге
)))
me: aww
nastyun4ic: мы с тобой играли в diablo
me: yeah i know
nastyun4ic: и ты меня первый раз поцеловал
1:18 AM на 3 уровне
))
me: wow you still remember that
that is amazing
at that time I did not know if it meant much to yoi
you
1:19 AM nastyun4ic: а что ты ваще знал)))
ток винил крутить)))
pfazer
)
me: lol
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12:54 AM i wonder if you ever had feelings for me
nastyun4ic: had
me: or have
i do not know
nastyun4ic: не вовремя ты уехал
me: why is that
nastyun4ic: ну просто
12:55 AM вообще
может дождался када я подрасту
тогда, к сожалению, в мозгах было оч много
всякой чуши
и ценить хорошее отношение я не умела
The online trans. programs do not work with this...it messes everything up....

I used google translator but sometimes it's not perfect, nor do I know if the saying will work in russian as it does in english. Basically, a group of Evgeni Malkn fans want to hold up a poster (as a group) saying: "Oh fun 71 we just wanna touch your buns" in russian.

Would this work? Да весело 71 мы просто хотим трогать булочки

Yes, i know he has a girlfriend- fans may always crush on a celebrity ... from a distance.

My girlfriend has been nagging (lol) me for months about a co-worker who is Russian and made round powdered cakes or trufflesI filled with either chocolate or caramel. Does anyone know what she's talking about? She said they called them nuts or nutz. Please be civil, this is a serious question. They look like Russian Tea Cakes.
Thanks

most importantly, what's he saying about a girlfriend?

да нет у меня так не получится))) хотя предложение заманчивое))) просто сегодня прилетает подруга одна из москоу, придется в гида переквалифицироваться на пару недель!)
Натаха уже в москве!

I already have a girlfriend so meeting Russian chicks isn't a choice..

I am 24 studying medical in Moscow, I have a Russian girlfriend, I speak Russian fluently and I want to know if it would be wise to start a family and get married here? Thanks in adance!

My girlfriend got a message from her Russian grind that has the word "Krasav4ik" in it. I know the 4 there I don't know if it was a mistake or some Russian Internet talk can anyone help me find the meaning?

I want to purchase a laptop online for my girlfriend in russia. I speak russian, but don't know what's a good russian online store that takes credit cards and ships within russia and has really good price. Please help

What case will be used for the following word? And how will it change if the following word is plural?

For example:
1) I dance with my friends.
2) I walk with my girlfriend.
3) I walk with my book by my side.

I have been learning German for the past 4 years and am currently working on a college degree in German. I really would like to learn a different language and Russian just seemed to stick out. My question is this. Is it hard to pick up on Russian if you already know German? I used to have a girlfriend that was Russian and the two languages sounded somewhat similar. Is that true?

Are there any classes within the city?
To: Mr Synical ! I Already have a Ukrainian girlfriend and have known her for 6 years. She lives in Ukraine and I am here in Abu Dhabi. And before you just summise, NO! she's never been to the Emirates and has no intention of leaving her government job. I met her while on a contract in Kiev, and have 1 more year of my contract here, then I intend to open a business in Kiev.

My girlfriend of 10 months' Russian father sat me down the other day for a talk. I was sort of blindsided when he asked me what my plans were for having children and the future with his daughter. He said he thought it would be good for us to move in together close to their house so they could take care of the grandkids (which we dont have) and baby sit down the road. I do live 45 minutes away and she lives with her family still . She is 27 im 35. Thats just a small part of the conversation but i think you get the drift. It was pretty funny and was like something out of a "meet the parents Russian version movie. ANy comments is this normal in Russian families, this"talk"?

my girlfriend is russian, and i always tell her lubimaya maya. and I'd like to know how to write it as well
I've seen this любовь моя
but I'm not sure it includes 'maya maya' in there. I'm quite sure it says lubi maya and that's it.
what's the right way to say it and write it? thanks

I would like to learn to speak and read Russian. Does anyone know of a free and easy way to learn Russian? I would prefer to find online lessons, particular any mp3 podcasts or something of that sort that I can import into my Ipod . . . thanks!
by the way, I have a Russian girlfriend, hence the motivation to learn in a more formal way. We are both too busy, and live in different cities, so I have to find a way to learn on my own.
Thank you all for your suggestions. Many of your sources point to expensive materials, however. I should emphasize that I'm looking, if possible, for something FREE, and moving to Russia is neither free nor a feasible option for me right now. Thank you again for your suggestions so far. Keep 'em coming!