1) What do you think about Maxim talking to fake girls on the Internet?

2) Anna should be proud.

Explanation: the first one is a joke, my friend was caught talking to an online imposter on Facebook. lol and he freaked when he found out. so it's made to sound funny.
Please no Google Translate, prefer a native Russian speaker. 10 pts to best answer. Thanks

http://www.youtube.com/user/TehN1ppe
That's the video above, it has sub titles, are the sub titles really what the people are talking about? Just wondering, it seems like it's a joke and they aren't really saying that? Not sure. Unless they're speak in another language besides Russian.

Can u please write this in the traditional Russian Cyrillic ?

"Why did Lena break up with you?"
"Lena is very angry with you"

And can someone write this one in English letters?

"Your wife in the future will be very unfortunate ))) You can't go one week without getting a new girl"

(the last one is as a joke)

how would i pronounce the Russian sentence, incomplete as it may be, phonetically in English?
умнее, чем средний медведь, and yes i know what it says, inside joke.

"Is your family life so poor that you spend Christmas Eve and Christmas Day online discussing parties? Hahaha "

Thanks

*It's a joke meant for a friend who hates spending the holidays with his family.
Yes, I understand it's not technically Christmas in Russia yet. But he's a Russian living in Canada for work and his family is here celebrating "our" Christmas with him

So is it a joke that you have one girl who is more special than others? I would imagine the way you talk about her that she has great qualities or she is a big beauty. Why else do men wait for a girl? And in my opinion, you could get a girl more beautiful than the ones before

Thank you!

tonight he did a joke that he "spoke russian" it sounded so real, does he really?

Me and a few friends have recently started learning russian. One friend has sent a text to the rest of us and he's blatantly used popular phrases, so I'd like to text some back with a translation of the phrase in the title as a joke.

Thanks for the help!

Oh, also it'll have to be in english letters, God help my phone's predictive text if I dare venture into the Russian letters with it!

well im kind of talking to a guy and it always helps us laugh and start off a conversation so i want to now any tips like changeing one letter from another or funny russian catch phrases or something like forget about it! or something.. its for a joke but i hardly no how to do a russian accent so please help!! (: thank you!